Get Up Off Your Ass greeting card

Get Up Off Your Ass greeting card

$5.00

Shipping to United States: Free

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2020 was the longest, most grueling year yet, but sometimes this card needs to be given.

Our A2 size Get Up Off Your Ass greeting card is the perfect accompaniment to any gift or simple correspondence to that one friend or family member who is letting time slip by. Sometimes tough love does the trick, and our unique greeting card may be just the message that needs to be sent.

The card is photocopied on heavy-weight white cardstock and fit with a charcoal gray envelope. Mail-friendly and cute! Message inside reads, "And Make Shit Happen."

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Wholesale availability

Vice Versa Press is currently a one-person operation. Wholesale orders are not possible at this moment, however, I am available for hire for project collaborations and product development. Please reach out to hello@juliaarredondo.com about any of those inquiries.

International Shipping Prices

If shipping prices seem too expensive on your end, please reach out to me. It's hard to control international shipping prices on multiple items via the Etsy interface, so please don't hesitate to reach out to me and I can either refund your overpayment for shipping or create a custom order for you. Please note, for items such as t-shirts, $15 is a base international shipping amount from Chicago. Thanks!

Custom and personalized orders

For any customers based in Chicago, I do run a contactless exhibition space for Vice Versa Press products if you'd like to try anything on in person. Please make an appointment by visit this link: https://www.juliaarredondo.com/vvp-showroom

Sizing details

PLEASE READ THE LISTINGS. Some of the sizings are Youth sizes, it is your responsibility as the buyer to read the listings accordingly. If you need garment measurements, just reach out and I can provide those for you.